The Spoiler Prayer

And as I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Gossip, I will fear no Spoiler; for Joss is with me; His wit and fierce emotion shall comfort me; He gives me great TV in the presence of wrestling and Big Brother; He anoints my Tuesdays with Willow and Wesley, my laughter and tears overflow; Surely Joss will sustain me all the days of my TV watching, and I will follow his career forever. Amen.

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