[As sung by Joss Whedon and the cast of BtVS]

   SARAH
Don't go jumping the Shark.
   JOSS
I couldn't if I tried.
   ALY
Oh Sarah, if he pulled off "Restless"…
   SARAH [interrupting]
Yeah but back then I was live.

   ALL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
   SARAH
When I was drowned,
   NICK
And Angel left town.
   ALL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
   JOSS
Right from the start,
I gave you my art.
Oh, I gave you my art.

   SARAH
So don't misunderstand me,
I know I’ll come back to life,
Oh but now that we’re on UPN, Joss.
   JOSS
Oh, I see what you’re saying...

   ALL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
   SARAH
When I was drowned,
   NICK
And Angel left town.
   ALL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
   JOSS
Right from the start,
I gave you my art.
Oh, I gave you my art.

   SARAH
Just don’t go jumping the shark.
   JOSS
I won’t go jumping the shark.
   ALL
Don't go jumping the,
Don't go jumping the,
Don't go jumping the shark.

Originally posted in Buffy 8: We Mock You With Our Monkey Pants (#8043), TT, August 13, 2001.

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