Baby, baby, baby

   ANGEL
So don’t go staking my heart.
   BUFFY
I couldn’t if I tried.
   ANGEL
Oh honey, if I get soul-less...
   BUFFY
Baby you’re not that kind.

   ANGEL
So don’t go staking my heart,
‘Cause that would be a sin.
   BUFFY
Oh honey, when you knocked on my door,
Ooh, I invited you in.

   BUFFY
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
When you start to brood,
I want to get rude.

Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
Right from the start,
I could not stake your heart.
Oh, I could not stake your heart...

   ANGEL
So don’t go staking my heart.
   BUFFY
I won’t go staking your heart.
   ANGEL
Don’t go staking my,
Don’t go staking my,
Don’t go staking my heart.

   BUFFY
So don’t misunderstand me,
You put the light in my life.
   ANGEL
Oh, you put the spark to the flame.
   BUFFY
I’ve got your heart in my sights.

   ANGEL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
Although she’s the slayer,
I’m dying to lay her.

Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
Right from the start,
I knew we’d not stay apart.
I knew we’d not stay apart...

   ANGEL
So don’t go staking my heart.
   BUFFY
I won’t go staking your heart.
   ANGEL
Don’t go staking my,
Don’t go staking my,
Don’t go staking my heart.

etc.

Originally posted in Buffyverse Fanfiction (#73), WX, October 1, 2001.

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