GILES
All right people. Are you ready to do this bloody song?

   WILLOW
Oooh! I’m ready!

   XANDER
Yay?

   BUFFY
Whatever.

   GILES
Okay, Willow?

   WILLOW
Okay!

   GILES
Okay, Xander?

   WILLOW
Yay?

   GILES
Okay, Buffy? Buffy? Buffy, I really wish you would pay attention…

   BUFFY
OH-KAY!!!

   ALL (Singing)
Buffy, Buffy time is near.
Time for vamps and time for fear.
Natter’s great but it can’t last,
Come on Whedon, move your ass.
Want a Buffy that can feel,
Want a Dawn that doesn’t steal.
We can hardly stand the break,
Please Buffy! Get your stake!

   GILES
Okay, people. Are you ready? Willow, that was very good.

   WILLOW
Naturally.

   GILES
Very good, Xander.

   WILLOW
Yeah, I’m all about the singin’.

   GILES
Ah,yes, Buffy. You were a little flat. Watch that. Buffy? Buffy? Buffy, if we’re going to do this…

   BUFFY
OH-KAY!!!

   ALL (Singing)
Want a witch that’s not on crack,
Spike? He gets his so-oul back.
Xander got to save the world and
Anya’s "demon girl"!
We can hardly stand the wait,
Cuz reruns aren’t that great.

   GILES
Very good, people.

   WILLOW
Let’s sing it again! Yeah! Let’s sing it again!

   GILES
No, that’s enough, let’s not spoil it.

   BUFFY
What do you mean "spoil" it?

   GILES
Well, not everyone has seen season 6. Now wait a minute! People…

   WILLOW
Why is Warren’s skin gone?

[Scoobie chatter]

   GILES
Xander, do cut that out…Willow, just a minute..Buffy, where are you going? BUFFY!!!

Author's Quote

"For those of us in Natter and elsewhere that are jonesin' for our fix."

Originally posted in Buffy 10: Serious to the amount of ten (#26), PXBeta, September 11, 2002.
(Note, this was posted both on WX and on the Phoenix Beta. The WX post was eaten by a server crash, while the Beta was reset, so neither post exists anymore.)

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