Oops, I Did It Again!

Willow walks onstage, followed by glitter-costumed backup dancers. She looks uncomfortable in her costume, which is basically the Evil Willow outfit in red, but the crowd of screaming teenagers and their bored parents don't seem to care. The music starts:

I think I did it again
I botched up this spell
And now I have scales
Is that a tail?

You think I'm Wicca
Because of the spells
I did with Tara

But to lose control of my magic
That's just so typically me
I'm sorry, sorry

Oops, I did it again
I played with the Dark
Got lost as a mage
Please take some cookies

Oops, there's evil abrew
What's a Wicca to do?

I'm not all that proficient!

Dead silence. Crickets chirp. Willow stalks offstage, muttering about giving bad filk writers permanent poison oak.

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